hellfanmania

A sunny day in the park.  There is a single bench CENTRE  stage.  GOD is sitting on the LEFT side of the bench.  He has long, white hair and a long, white beard, and is wearing a simple white robe.  He is reading a newspaper.  Enter PETER from the RIGHT.   He is wearing black pants, leather shoes, a white shirt and a garish, comical tie.  He is carrying a paper bag.  PETER sits on the bench next to GOD,  setting his bag next to him.  He folds his hands and admires the weather. PETER.  Beautiful weather today. GOD  [focusing on his newspaper].  Mm-hm. PETER. [Extending his hand] The name's Peter. GOD  [shaking PETER's hand].  God. [GOD re

A kitchen.   MAN and WOMAN stand centre stage, in front of a counter with drawers.  They are arguing as lights fade on. WOMAN.  Look.  It's not that hard.  I kill myself, and then you kill yourself. MAN.  I don't like the second part. WOMAN.  It's called a double suicide pact for a reason. MAN.  Do I have to kill myself? WOMAN.  What the hell kind of question is that?  Of course you do. MAN.  I'm just not feeling it right now, is all. WOMAN.  Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not setting the mood for you, crybaby. MAN.  That was uncalled for. WOMAN.  Well, when you stop being a crybaby I'll stop calling you a crybaby. MAN.  I'm not a crybaby.